Cocaine found in White House!

So this past week we found out about a "discovery of cocaine near the West Wing" and this isn't the show I'm speaking about but that of the real White House where a big party was held, and yes the once VP Joe Biden son was there Hunter Biden and well we all know of his love for "Crack Cocaine" but this was said to be a powder not a rock. But this is like tomato tomato I mean can't smoke it there right? Snorting it I'm sure is not against his drug abuse rules at this point.

But it looks like this is causing a political headache for ex Vice President Joe Biden (You know the guy who claims he's now President... HA!), leaving him exposed to criticisms from his GOP opponents while raising concerns about security at the complex.

Officials inside his Administration have been fielding uncomfortable questions this week about how cocaine got into the White House amid a Secret Service which checks everyone for anything like weapons or Drugs. So they claim an investigation into the matter is being done. LMAO!

Meanwhile, media chatter about the discovery is overshadowing what the White House wishes the focus could be on instead: glimmers of hope in the economy, NATO and other domestic and foreign issues it sees as far more pressing.

“I’m sure it’s incredibly frustrating. This is also the struggle with any White House. You plan and you plan and you plan and you have perfect events and the perfect schedule and something unexpected is thrown into the mix,” said a Democratic strategist and aide in a previous administration. But seriously how un expected is this when you have coke/crack addicts in the white house?

The story has been dominating television news since the discovery Sunday inside a work area of the West Wing, which led to a precautionary closure of the White House complex, according to administration officials. The Secret Service confirmed Wednesday that the substance was cocaine.

White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre spent much of that day’s briefing fielding question after question about the discovery, with few additional details to share other than the Secret Service would “get to the bottom of this.”

Conservative media, however, opted to associate the cocaine found to the president’s son Hunter Biden, who has had a history of drug use, despite there being as they said "no such links" just pure dumb luck I guess? LOL That's some luck Hunter is there and so is "cocaine" I mean COME ON! Oh man this sort of comedy doesn't write itself folks...

Neither Hunter nor Joe Biden were at the White House that day so they claim as normal the media turned this into a chance to try and involve President Trump by saying that "meanwhile Trump, lashed out at the media for its coverage" because he questioned: “Does anybody really believe that the COCAINE found in the West Wing of the White House, very close to the Oval Office, is for the use of anyone other than Hunter & Joe Biden.” One source close to the administration, however, said it was handling the situation “very well.”

“It’s all political fodder right now, political bull s***,” the source said. LMAO!  “I think it’s comical. Of course, you’re going to do what you need to do. Any time the opposition has a way to lean in and provide some type of antidote or response that’s going to get people wired up (Good... Nice choice of word there "Wired" when dealing with cocaine! HA!) they’re going to do so,” the source added.

When asked about Trump’s comments, the White House hammered into the president’s top political rival. “I have noticed there does seem to be some increasing frustration coming from that corner in general and I think it is probably rooted in the contrast between their substantive policy efforts,” said White House spokesman Andrew Bates. “There is a long list of areas where this administration succeeded for the middle class where our predecessor did not.”

Bates then tried to bring the conversation back to what the White House wants to focus on, namely their “Bidenomics” agenda that they have pushed out for the last two weeks. Which is laughable since it's all build on lies. So let's keep over looking the Biden's drug use and keep with more lies? OK!

The questions came as the president was headed to South Carolina for a speech on the economy and his investments in clean energy. On Wednesday, the president met with Swedish Prime Minister Ulf Kristersson at the White House in a show of support for Sweden joining  NATO by the deadline of the summit next week. 

But, the news cycle stayed hooked on the cocaine story... 

The White House has stressed that they are taking the investigation seriously but that it is in the hands of the Secret Service. The White House did not respond to a request for comment about whether dealing with the discovery of cocaine is distracting from other topics. “I respect there’s interest in this,” Bates told reporters Thursday. 

Jean-Pierre repeatedly noted Wednesday that the drugs were found in a highly traveled area of the White House and that the president and his family including Hunter Biden were at Camp David at the time.

But even by Thursday, drawing such a conclusion kept the chatter going. Trump’s former White House press secretary Kayleigh McEnany broke with her former boss, saying there is “no way” the cocaine belonged to the younger Biden considering he wasn’t at the White House.

“There is no way, it is inconceivable to think cocaine could sit for a 72-hour period [at The White House], so I would rule him out at this point,” she said Thursday on Fox. Which she is wrong if he left it behind 3 days before and let's say he hid it somewhere to not have it on him but forgot to go get it as he left which is often the case with Hunter and leaving things he forgets about when high. LIKE A LAPTOP! I mean has she learned NOTHING from Hunter? She's proving to be some what Naïve in this matter. As coke/crackheads have lapses in memory and often forget where they stash something in emergency.

But wait there is more! Check out this video from FOX! 

Hunter Biden spotted at WH after possible cocaine found in West Wing

Sen. Tom Cotton (R-Ark.) responded to the incident by writing a letter to the Secret Service, demanding details on whether anyone has access to the White House complex without passing through security and if the Secret Service has encountered illegal drugs in the past five years.  House Republicans have already launched probes into Hunter Biden and whether he got preferential treatment during the investigation into his failure to pay taxes, and the GOP are likely to keep hammering away at the incident when they return to Washington next week.

Amid the public focus on the cocaine situation, Biden allies argue that the White House is doing the right thing by letting the Secret Service handle it. Because they done a great job so far by letting it get past them to start with right? Lol “Every president has faced a host of embarrassing events for which they’ve had no control. This just happens to be one such event,” said former Rep. Chris Carney (D-Pa.).

Carney, a senior policy adviser at Nossaman LLP, added that it’s the best move for the White House “to let the Secret Service do an unfettered investigation, make a report, and take any measures deemed necessary.”

Conservative media has used Hunter Biden’s frequent appearances at high-profile events at the White House as well as his traveling with the president as part of the argument for why the cocaine may have belonged to him. Biden allies say that connection was inevitable no matter the circumstances.

“I’m not sure there’s anything anybody could say who would prevent the conservative social media world from being whipped into this frenzy. No facts matter to them so what does one say,” said the Democratic strategist and aide in a previous administration. “Regardless of what the investigation shows at the end of the day, there are those who come from that world who will say something is being covered up.” 

The White House has dodged questions over how transparent they would be about any conclusions to the investigation or if the culprit could ever be determined, exposing Biden to further GOP attacks as he heads into 2024. Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis (R), who is trailing Trump in the Republican presidential primary, took a jab at Biden over the situation, but left his son Hunter Biden out of his remarks. “I’ve long believed, I think a lot of us have believed that the Biden administration’s been blowing it on a lot of fronts,” the presidential hopeful said. “But I guess it’s a little bit more literal than even I had thought.”

Now let's take a look back two years back when TRUMP suggested that Biden's performance was enhanced, and asked for him to get drug tested before the debates... Wonder how much of the drug use of Biden Trump knows but watch these videos below.

Booby Trap arena in Miami? LMAO!

Why is Miami always involved in B/S like this FTX B/S? LOL OK So if you have been up to date on the rundown on the whole FTX scandal well like normal Miami is involved, and this saga gets wild... But the end result's are well hilarious to say the least. This is so funny that I nearly had laughed myself into a run to the ICU... Check this out so the company "FTX" had bought name rights to the arena where the Miami Heat our NBA team call home, and now with the company FTX involved in a a major scandal involving BILLIONS! Well check this...

Folks picture this in your mind... OK it's the year new NBA season and in  2023, and you're going to watch your hometown basketball team, the Miami Heat, play at their beloved downtown arena: the BangBros Center.

Though it feels more fit for a comedy sketch than real life, the prospect of a BangBros Center is not that far-fetched in Miami following the downfall and bankruptcy of FTX CEO Sam Bankman-Fried's cryptocurrency empire. 

On Friday, Miami-Dade County and the Miami Heat swiftly pulled out (pun intended) of their partnership with FTX, the erstwhile namesake of the downtown arena owned by the county.

So typical that Miami would even consider such a thing but knowing how crazy the times are that and how fashion is flipped out these days also it shouldn't shock me but as the unfolding saga has grown more absurd by the day. On November 12, popular porn site BangBros announced that it would be re-submitting a $10 million offer for the naming rights to the arena after its 2019 offer to rename it "Bang Bros Center (BBC)" failed to materialize.

A company spokesperson recently told New Times They hope the county "seriously" reconsiders their offer in light of recent events".

Joining the growing chorus of erotic bids for the arena's naming rights, the owner of Booby Trap South Florida confirmed to New Times that they too have made an offer with Miami-Dade County to stick their name on the arena that sits along Biscayne Bay.

Owner Gregg Berger wrote via Instagram DM that Booby Trap, which owns a handful of strip clubs across Miami and Pompano Beach, made a $5 million offer to rename the venue "Booby Trap Arena."

"We are a staple in Miami," he wrote, "and we think the fans would be behind the idea."

Previously known as American Airlines Arena, the facility was renamed FTX Arena in June 2021 per a 19-year, $135-million sponsorship agreement between the Bahamas-based crypto exchange company and Miami-Dade County.

In a joint statement released on November 11, county mayor Daniella Levine Cava and the Miami Heat called the news regarding FTX's collapse “extremely disappointing.”

“Miami-Dade County and the Miami Heat are immediately taking action to terminate our business relationships with FTX, and we will be working together to find a new naming rights partner for the arena," the statement reads.

The naming rights contract between the county and FTX includes penalties of $16.5 million – plus the costs to remove the signage and decorations – in the event the company is unable to fulfill the contract.

The $32 billion empire known as FTX was launched in 2017 by Bankman-Fried, a 30 year old who has been called a “modern-day J.P. Morgan.” Before its collapse, the outfit had grown into the third-largest crypto exchange in the world by volume.

All we can do now is laugh and wait... Don't hold your breath on this one happening however folks.

FLA Man sexually assaults Olaf at Target is Frozen by law!

Poor Olaf… This is the sort of crap that could only happen in Florida… WOW! So a Florida judge ordered Tuesday for a man accused of sexually assaulting stuffed dolls in a St. Petersburg Target to undergo a psychological evaluation. Not sure it needed a judge for this man to be seen as someone who would need a good psychological evaluation after he did to what he did. But as CrimeOnline previously reported, 20-year-old Cody Meader is accused of “dry humping” an Olaf doll from the Disney movie “Frozen,” while inside a St. Petersburg Target store off of 31st Street, in October 2019.

Witnesses who saw the alleged act contact authorities, while Target employees detained the man until officers with the St. Petersburg Police Department arrived. LOL He “Dry humped an Olaf doll” folks let that sink in. Also according to the responding officers, witnesses said Meader ejaculated onto Olaf and when he was finished, he put the stuffed animal back on the shelf. He then allegedly grabbed a “large unicorn stuffed animal” and repeated the same act.

“ [Meader] took the unicorn and placed it against his penis and began a sexual motion like the subject was trying to have sex with the unicorn,” an employee who witnessed the act told investigators. “The subject finished having sex with the stuffed animal and ejaculated on it and then wiped it off,” a police report read.

Suds Coleman RIP + Tribute Video

Tribute to one of the original members of not only SoFloRadio but in the adventure that's taken Jorge from Cuba to Montana to radio! Suds Coleman is one off the main reasons Jorge started his career on radio, and the man who helped keep him thereafter they met. This video is the show paying tribute to SUDS who passed away too soon this past week. We love you suds! Will always miss you.

Rick Riley wrote..On June 10th, I found out my radio partner of 24 years and friend for over 40,, Suds Coleman, had cancer, had undergone Chemo and was told by his doctors that he should enter hospice. Today, on June 17th, I was sent a message by his wife. It read, “Rick, Suds passed away in the early hours this morning. He is at peace now.”

Since we left radio as a team in 2002, my wife and I adopted two little girls and moved away. I kept working in Voiceover, and Suds, decided to wind down and enjoy the retired life he was living in Florida. Suds and I talked on birthdays and events where it was something we could both relate to, but not often as our lives were very different now. However, when I found out this latest news, he became very close to me again, as this hit me like a ton of bricks.

Suds was the first on air guy that I ever met when I was actually ‘in’ radio. He went by ‘The World Famous Suds Coleman’. He told me I could call him ‘World’. That was Valentines Day, 1973. Finding we had completely different backgrounds, I coming from huge Los Angeles and him coming from dinky Emporium, PA, yet sharing the same sense of humor, we became friends quickly.

Over the 40 years I knew Suds, and the 24 years we were partners on the air, I could write a book on the adventures we shared together, and I may do that. But today, it’s just some highlights that come to mind as I reminisce.

Suds was a very easy going guy, so one of my first recollections is when I saw him jump totally to the other side in an extreme moment of passion.

It was his second radio job, my first, when we worked together at WKXY in Sarasota. He did Mid-Days, I did nights. I got hired at $95 a week and I think he was making $125. The station was small market in every way. We were required to cut commercials in a production room that had one turntable and one tape recorder. Compare this to larger market stations that had 8-tracks or even 16-track tape decks and at least two turntables (this was ’73, CD’s would be invented 10 years later) and it was a real chore to try to make something sound good with such limited equipment.

Suds used to complain to the Program Director about the setup, and I think there were promises to upgrade the equipment, but they didn’t happen. At least not fast enough, as one day Suds, in his frustration, picked up the tape deck, took it out to the parking lot and smashed it into little pieces. As he was jumping up and down on it, it was actually in mid jump, when management ran out into the parking lot and fired him. We got a new, and a little bit better tape deck after that, and for that, thank you Suds!

After he was fired, Suds got a job crosstown at our competition, WYND. I think he even got hired for a little more money, like $135 a week. He kept telling me that I needed to leave KXY and come over there. I applied at WYND, they gave me a raise to $115 a week and Suds and I were working together again.

WYND was what they call a ‘Daytimer’. Only licensed to operate during the day, it had to shut down at sunset, and everybody went home. Suds was a real radio guy and he thought, what a waste to have a radio station just sit there, idle. So, he and I would go back at night and do a nightly radio show. We called it, ‘The Blue Ozone’. It was there that we did comedy bits for no one to hear that had us laughing so hard at times we couldn’t breathe. We’d sign off whenever we felt like it, sometimes 1 or 2am, went home and no one was ever the wiser.

It wasn’t long after I got hired at WYND that I got fired. The station was sold and I was the last one to come so the first one to go. But the management was very nice about it and helped me get a job doing Mornings, at WFSO in Tampa. FSO became a legendary station as there was no FM at the time and we were playing Album Rock on AM. I told them they should hire Suds, and they did. Once again, we were working together. For about a year and a half. It was then that I got in an argument with our Program Director while I was putting away some albums after my shift. I had put away most of them and ended by throwing the rest of the stack at the PD. Then Suds and I weren’t working together again.

I went North, Suds stayed because prying him out of Florida would be like prying a fish out of water. He went back to Fort Meyers for a while. While he still loved Florida, he called me and said, ‘You know all those old people we used to complain about in Sarasota all the time? Well their parents are over here.’

It was a couple years and a couple radio stations later where I got hired to do Mornings at KJRB in Spokane. I didn’t want to go there as I was having a good time doing mornings at WCLG, in Morgantown, West Virginia. I was 25 and the University had a student body of about 22,000. It was like a whole city of people my age. And by now I was making $165 a week so I was rolling! But after flying me out to Spokane, wining and dining me they said what’s it going to take to get you here? I said, ‘Well it would have to be at least $300 a week’ (almost double my current salary) and they said, ‘OK, what else do you need?’, so two weeks later I was there.

KJRB was a REAL radio station. Owned by Danny Kaye and Lester Smith. I kept telling Suds about how great it was but he was struggling with the concept. He was a REAL Radio Guy, but he had also become a real Florida guy. REAL RADIO won out and he joined me in Spokane.

It was in Spokane that Suds and I jelled as a team. Suds did his laidback overnight show and I convinced him to stick around with me in the morning. I would tell him that we were going to talk with someone that was hot in the news at the time, and I needed him to be that someone. So when we did the crossover from my show to his, I’d promo that coming up we’ll be talking to ‘so and so’, and of course he’d be amazed at how we ever got that person as a guest.

When it came time to talk to the guest, Suds would say something like, ‘OH… that’s NOW? Darn! I made an appointment to go wax my cat’. I’d say, ‘Can’t you stick around?’… ‘No, I really have to go’ he’d say, ‘Darn the luck, I really wanted hear him too. I’ll see ya later.’

So I would promo the caller, ‘We have on the line…yada yada yada’, you’d hear the phone rustling and on would come Suds as that guy. He never changed his voice, I would ask him questions and we’d converse about whatever the topic was, he’d make up stuff along the way, often with me having a very hard time keeping a straight face, and then I’d thank him for being with us. And every time we did this, just before he hung up, he’d say with a very straight, stern voice, ‘By the way, I REALLY like that Suds Coleman!’ and I’d go, ‘Oh, well I’ll be sure and tell him. Thanks!’ and I ‘d hang up. In just seconds Suds would come back in the studio and say something like, ‘Hey, I made it back, is he still on? I wanted to ask him something…’ and of course I’d say, ‘Oh… I’m sorry, you just missed him. He really likes you though…’ and Suds would take the compliment and we’d move on.

The longer we were in Spokane, the more we worked together, even though we had different shifts. The ratings for Mornings at KJRB were through the roof. We had an unheard of 23 share of all listeners 12 years and older who listened to the radio. Our closest competitor had a 6.

I was there for four years. After Suds arrived and the ratings took off, I asked management for something to give away in the morning because I was doing a lot of audience involvement stuff. They said, how about some coffee mugs. Fine with me, so someone drew a caricature of me and sent it off to the coffee mug company and I waited. And I waited. And I would ask and they would tell me that they ordered them and they would be there.

After getting hired in 1976, I got an offer in 1980 to do mornings at KZOK in Seattle. Seattle was big time and I took the job. I went in to give management notice that I would be leaving and as I was giving them notice, there was a knock on the GM’s door. It was Earline, the secretary. She said through the closed door, ‘Would you please tell Rick his mugs are in?’

500 of them. All the on-air guys took 20 or 30, I got the remainder, and anytime anyone left a radio station, hired, fired or otherwise, the saying was, ‘I guess his mugs must have come in.

It was in Seattle, that I got Suds to join me as my newsman, and we became a team. That was 1980 and we were a team until we both left radio in 2002.

Recently I wrote that Suds was like Tim Conway, one of the funniest men on TV. Tim would crack up the entire Carol Burnett cast with his dry wit and improv. Suds was my Tim Conway. As Tim would mostly keep a straight face while everyone around him was dying laughing, Suds had the ability to do the same thing. One thing that used to amaze me is, we would be doing a bit and we were both about to lose it, Suds would close the mic switch for about three seconds, laugh hysterically, then open the mic switch and continue with a straight face. I couldn’t do that. Every once in a while, I’d break.

We had the same sense of humor, which made the audience laugh and sometimes even got us into trouble, but I was the guy that always took the heat.

One day we were on the air at WIOD and caller said he was driving around a bunch of dead cats and dogs. We prodded him as to ‘why?’ and he said his job was to deliver them to the crematorium. He said they were all frozen. I asked him if we could have one. Sure enough, he gave us a frozen cat. We didn’t do anything with it on the air, but…

Suds used to complain that the WIOD refrigerator was deplorable and no one EVER cleaned it out. He said, no one had any idea what was even in there. So I suggested we put the cat in there and see how long it would take someone to notice. Suds thought that was a great idea and so we did. It was a few weeks later that down in the kitchen we heard a woman scream. She had found the cat in the freezer. Well it was one of our newswomen who had no sense of humor and while Suds and I were a ‘TEAM’, I was the one that took the rap. I told her that I didn’t KILL the cat, WE just put it in the freezer, and no one noticed for WEEKS! That newswoman, who shall go nameless, never had anything nice to say to me or about me again, but yet loved Suds.

There was only one thing that I suggested that Suds ever balked at doing. Miami, is ‘New York South’. And like New York City, you don’t even have to linger at a light before they’ll start honking. So I suggested, let’s have a guy call us on a mobile phone and when the light changes green, we’ll just have him sit there. We can give him so many dollars per honk as an incentive to stay. Suds didn’t like that idea. He thought someone might get shot. Well I said, lets ask Boy Gary (Gary Bruce, our Program Director) We went to Boy Gary and told him what I wanted to do. He said, ‘So, what’s the problem’. I said, ‘Suds thinks someone might get shot.’ And boy Gary said, ‘So what’s the problem’. From then on it was no holds barred.

Suds was a master of improv. Every bit we ever did. Payphone Challenges, bullhorns on the police station lawn that got a guy arrested, fire ants on the newly built Miami flyover that brought traffic to a standstill, putting people in dryers with 33 golf balls and spinning them to pick winning lottery numbers, staging a funeral for our competitor WNWS in which the procession turned out to be a mile long… every premise was my idea. The only prep Suds and I did together was an annual skit we wrote called Turkeys On Parade. Everything else was an idea I had and I would bring to Suds and say, ‘Here’s what I want to do’. He’d look at me and smile and from then on it was improv. I had tried doing some scripted bits with him but it was never as funny as him just being off the cuff. I’d set it up, he’d move forward with it, I’d add, he’d add… whatever it was, we were both in whatever that world was at the time. And when the bit was done, we both knew it. We recognized the high points and bailed. We were always on the same page.

ON our show our audience were the stars. With them it was four hours of improv every day. We encouraged them and they complied. One day a guy called in and said he was fed up with his cell phone and was going to run it over with his lawnmower. We asked him to do it on the air. That led to a phone in a blender, a phone in a barbeque to where we could actually hear voices of other calls escaping as it was melting, a phone being put in a tank with an outboard motor, a phone being dropped from an airplane into the bay and others I’m not mentioning but equally entertaining.

We used to do the trading post where we would start out with something innocuous like a pair of used concert tickets and trade up with the audience from there. Once, over a few weeks we actually ended up trading for a boat and on the way to getting the boat we got a listener’s leg. It was a prosthetic and he had two. One was his ‘staying at home leg’ and the other was his ‘going out leg’. He didn’t go out much anymore so we got his going out leg.

I could go on and on, and someday I might, but right now I’m recounting these memories because my best friend and partner of almost thirty years passed away today. There was no one on this earth who could make me laugh the way he did and we did together. We made a good living out of it, we had more perks and good times than I can recount, and while I’ve had tears this past week, they haven’t stopped today. So it was good for me to write this.

We’re supposed to remember the good things about people’s lives. How they affected us in positive ways. How they offered us their uniqueness. Suds did all those things for me and many others in spades. He was a funny man. He was a kind man. He was a good man to me and my family. He was Uncle Suds to my kids and he was Best Friend and Business Partner to me. I wanted to tell him this before he passed, but he was too sick to allow me to do that. I wanted to tell him that there was no way I could have done it without him. I really wanted him to hear me say that. But I couldn’t’. I hope there’s some way he’s able to know this now because it breaks my heart that I wasn’t able to tell him in person before he left.

That’s what they say, huh. Say it now. Don’t wait. You may not ever be able to say it later. But if I could… If I could just have that one moment, I would put my arm around him and I’d tell him all that. And I’d make sure that he knew how much he meant to me. I’d make sure of that. And I’d tell him what a ride it was, and that it really, really was… a ‘Great Show Suds!’

Best of Neil 1992

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